One more try

I actually don’t know that the last time was a bona fide attempt to say anything nice about my husband. However this time I will start my noting something sort of related, which is that this blog is not that inoffensive (I am just realizing this). Several readers have noted that the blog is actually quite offensive. I was thinking of renaming it “I am a jerk” but the problem with that is that, while it is accurate, I have to look at it all the time when I’m writing posts, and I find it kind of demoralizing because I don’t really think I’m a jerk although obviously I am. On the other hand, if I did change the blog title to “I am a jerk” you, reader, would have the titillation of seeing it during those rare moments you visit this site, and would feel very pleased at justice being served. Since I spend (marginally) more time on this website writing these posts than you do reading them, I figured my material interests outweigh yours. Or are these interests immaterial? I mean non-material? Would they be amortized or depreciated?

What the hell was I talking about. Oh, so really it is quite jerky to talk so much blab about my husband and not say anything nice. However, unfortunately for him, I am unable to convey nice emotions. I believe I was trying to do so last time and that didn’t really show up as anything. I am also not going to say anything that nice right here, because really is that anyone’s business, reader? Maybe. What…was the point of this? How many freaking posts am I going to write today. Oh fine, so he is very special and we have a special thing okay? Okay reader? I complain about him all the time but the point about the lists was that all those negative things (I could list them again) are irrelevant and not in the same universe as the specialness. Goodbye.