About

I claim that this blog is inoffensive.  I could be wrong about that, but who cares?

That was my elaborate initial introduction to this blog.  I am updating it right now to add that my spouse gave a caustic bark of laughter when he saw the name of this blog (five months after it started) and said, “Your blog is like this: if someone squeezed you and all the jerkiness came out, that would be your blog.”  I want to note that he has only read two posts from it; also that even if his comment is true, there is still plenty of jerkiness left in me to spread around after I finish writing my blog.

Another comment I want to make about this blog is the poor sentence structure throughout.  I think writing emails has tainted my use of punctuation because now I don’t use any.  I also think I have confused emails with telegrams because when I write email I seem to be under the impression that everything should be capitalized and is all one continuous sentence.  Maybe my emails are reincarnated telegrams.  I don’t really think that’s the case.  Goodbye, reader.